Stop duct-taping your launch together.
I build the system behind your course or coaching business — booking, follow-up, checkout, onboarding, renewals — on Quiet Engine, the private engine this very page runs on. Installed in your own accounts, tested on camera, documented in plain English. Fixed prices, below. Yours to keep, at £0/month.
Systems builder. I made Quiet Engine because my clients kept renting machines they should own — so I built one worth owning, and run my whole business on it.
One person. On purpose. · async worldwide
The four situations that bring people here
Your tech is spread across five tools, held together with hope, and you're scared to touch it.
Someone built it once, then vanished — and you still don't know how it works.
The launch is weeks away and nothing's actually connected.
Students drift off halfway through and nothing follows up. You just want it to work.
None of that is a character flaw. It's a missing system — and systems can be built, tested, documented, and handed over.
Quiet Engine — the platform you own instead of rent
One private engine doing what Kajabi, Calendly, ConvertKit and a checkout plugin do between them — in your Cloudflare and Stripe accounts. Licensed to your business for life. If I vanish, it keeps running. If you leave, it goes with you.
Every build below ships on this engine. Installed for you, never rented to you.
What gets built
Capture & nurture
Opt-in page, lead magnet delivery, and a five-email nurture that ends in a booked call.
Booking & reminders
Calendar with confirmations, reminders, and same-day recovery for no-shows.
Checkout & onboarding
Payment to welcome to first-win — instant, tested, no silent failures.
Retention & renewal
Re-engagement for cold leads, renewals from four weeks out, testimonials at the win.
Launch support
Open/close emails, webinar tech, cart pages — watched live while doors are open.
Documentation
Video walkthroughs of everything, in plain English. You'll understand your own machine.
Portal & coursesNEW
Client logins, session credits, video lessons and certificates — on your £0/month stack.
Ways to work with me
- Your Quiet Engine, deployed in your accounts
- Installed from tested packs, then customised
- Full flow tested on camera before handover
- Plain-English video documentation
- About a week · 30-day free-fix, in the contract
- Everything in the build
- Launch sales + cart pages, in your brand
- Announcement to cart close, on call all week
- Tested under launch load
- Priority scheduling
- Launches run end to end
- Weekly email drafted, approved, scheduled
- Monthly recovered-revenue report
- Cancel yourself, any time, in your billing portal
Quiet Engine deployed into your own Cloudflare + Stripe in an afternoon — base packs, DNS and deliverability done properly. For the hands-on.
£150–£250Off Podia, Kajabi or Kartra onto a stack you own — list, products and pages moved, consent history intact. They don't help you leave. I do.
priced as a buildYour Quiet Engine portal plus the recovered-revenue report — £ recovered while you weren't looking, the number no platform will show you. Free with management.
£150Prices are on the page because you've seen enough "book a call to find out" sites. Exact figure in writing before anything starts — you sign a one-page scope the same way my clients' customers do: one clear page, one tick, stored with your order.
Two years of renting, versus owning
| Platform | Two years of fees | And on top |
|---|---|---|
| Kajabi | ≈ £3,180 | caps on everything |
| Kartra | ≈ £2,115 | caps + upsell walls |
| GoHighLevel | ≈ £1,720 | per-seat & usage extras |
| Podia (Shaker) | ≈ £1,590 | email extra past 500 subs · Mover adds 5% of every sale |
| Quiet Engine | £0 | pennies for email · standard Stripe processing · that's it |
Most builds pay for themselves inside 5–15 months — then keep paying you. This page, its checklist, its booking and its checkout run on that same stack. You're inside the demo right now.
The build week, day by day
How I work — in writing
If I vanished tomorrow, your funnel, emails and automations would keep running without me. That's not a promise — it's the architecture.
Asked by everyone who's been burned before
Do I have to switch tools?
No. Keep your tools — I build what's missing between them. And if you own nothing yet, Quiet Engine is the £0/month starting point.
Will I be locked into your systems?
The opposite. Everything runs on Quiet Engine — licensed to your business for life, in accounts you own: your Cloudflare, your Stripe, your list as CSV any time. If we part ways at handover, you lose nothing.
How do I know you won't disappear mid-project?
You don't take it on trust — you watch. Kickoff video day one, progress video mid-build, the full test on camera day five. And the second half is only due at handover.
What happens if something happens to you?
Your business doesn't stop — literally. The engine runs itself: reminders, follow-ups, renewals fire whether I'm at the keyboard or not. Documented in video, it runs entirely in your own accounts, and I keep a shortlist of vetted people I'd refer you to.
What if it breaks?
Tested on camera before handover. Anything I built breaks in the first 30 days — fixed free. That's a line in the scope you sign, not a vibe.
Can you finish before my launch?
About a week — packs make the foundations fast. On the systems check I'll tell you honestly whether your date is makeable, and if not, what the minimum viable version is.
The Launch Leak Checklist
12 places your course business quietly loses paying students. Ten minutes with a pen shows you where the money's going — every leak comes with its fix named.
Fifteen minutes. Your leaks, named in writing.
Bring your funnel — or the pile of tools pretending to be one. You leave with a short written diagnosis whether we work together or not.