I build the systems behind your course or coaching business — booking, follow-up, onboarding, renewals — in your own account. I test the full flow before handover, on camera, and document everything in plain-English video walkthroughs. Fixed prices, on the page. Yours to keep — on a £0/month stack.
The check is a diagnosis, not a pitch. You leave with a short written summary of your leaks — whether or not we ever speak again.
Your tech is spread across five tools, held together with hope, and you're scared to touch it.
Someone built it once, then vanished — and you still don't know how it works.
The launch is weeks away and nothing's actually connected.
Students drift off halfway through and nothing follows up. You just want it to work.
None of that is a character flaw. It's a missing system — and systems can be built, tested, documented, and handed over.
Opt-in page, lead magnet delivery, and a five-email nurture that ends in a booked call.
Calendar with confirmations and reminders, plus a same-day recovery message for no-shows.
Payment to welcome to first-win — instant, tested, no silent failures.
Re-engagement for cold leads, renewal sequences that start four weeks out, testimonial capture at the win.
Open/close emails, webinar or challenge tech, cart pages — watched live while your doors are open.
Video walkthroughs of everything, in plain English. You'll understand your own machine.
Prices are on the page because you've seen enough "book a call to find out" sites. Where you land in the range depends on how many sequences and pages your setup needs — you'll have the exact figure in writing before anything starts. US clients: builds typically land $900–$1,600 and management $600–$800/month — same rule, exact figure in writing first. Launch pages: I shape the structure and polish your words — full sales copywriting isn't included, and I'll say so if you need a copywriter.
Two years of platform fees your build avoids: Kajabi ≈ £3,180 · GoHighLevel ≈ £1,720 · Kartra ≈ £2,115. Your stack after handover: £0/month. Most builds pay for themselves inside 5–15 months — then keep paying you.
You're in. Welcome note within four hours, one simple next step: account access.
Kickoff. Short intake, plus a video confirming exactly what's being built and when.
The build. A mid-week video so you can see it taking shape. No silence, ever.
The test. I go through your whole system as a stranger would — on camera.
Handover. Video library, walkthrough call, everything live and documented. Then — only if you want it — ongoing management.
Everything lives in accounts you own. If I vanished tomorrow, your funnel, emails and automations would keep running without me. That's by design.
This page runs on the same kind of system I build for clients. Below: a recorded teardown of a real funnel — the leaks, and the fixes, in about ten minutes.
I'm recording a real funnel teardown — the leaks and the fixes, unedited. It'll sit right here.
Until then, start with the checklist below — it's the same diagnosis on paper.
You get the person who does the work, start to finish — same name on this page and on your handover videos. Because you deserve to know the shape of that before you pay for it:
Structurally, you don't have to take it on trust — you watch. Kickoff video day one, progress video mid-build, the full test on camera day five. And the second half of the fixed price is only due at handover.
Your business doesn't stop. Everything is built inside accounts you own, documented in plain-English videos, so any competent operator could pick it up. I also keep a shortlist of vetted people I'd refer you to. Being one person is a feature of how I work — not a risk you carry.
No. Your Cal.com, your Sender, your Stripe. If we part ways at handover, you lose nothing.
That's the point of the video library — plain-English walkthroughs of every piece. "You'll understand your own machine" is the deliverable, not a bonus.
I test the full flow before handover, on camera. If anything I built breaks in the first 30 days after handover, I fix it free. That's in the contract, in writing.
A build typically takes about a week. On the systems check I'll tell you honestly whether your date is makeable — and if it isn't, what the minimum viable version is.
Ten minutes with a pen shows you where the money's going. Every leak comes with its fix named — most you can do yourself.
No spam. One useful email at a time; leave whenever you like.
Bring your funnel — or the pile of tools pretending to be one. We walk it together the way a stranger would, and you leave with a short written diagnosis whether we work together or not. If I can't help, I'll say so and point you somewhere that can.
I collect the least I can, I use it only to send you what you asked for, and you can leave any time. No ads, no data sold, no dark patterns. Here's the whole of it.
Only to deliver what you asked for — send the checklist and series, run the booking, and take payment for work you've agreed to. That's it. I don't build advertising profiles and I don't guess at what else you might want.
Every email I send has a one-click unsubscribe. Use it whenever you like and the emails stop — no "are you sure?", no hoops.
Ask me to delete what I hold about you and I will, promptly. One email is enough.
Questions, corrections, or a deletion request — email hello@thequietengine.co.uk and I'll answer personally.